Anonymous said: Can a girl with long nails be a lesbian? I know this question is dumb, but it's an honest question. I'm straigth, so I don't know about that.
Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
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I love these kind of messages. You’re welcome.
where can I get this locally or is it an amazon deal?
It can only be bought here….http://www.sensioils.com/ylang-ylang-pillow-spray.html